Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this?
This… is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled
Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the
sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made
in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine,
ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair
trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
