Give to charity, take a nap – it’s a win/win!
When the tryptophan sets in after today’s feast, the last place you’ll want be is at the kitchen sink, scrubbing away. Luckily, today’s “Get out of dish duty” pass will give you a surefire way out – all in the name of charity! Choose your appropriate excuse and buy as many as you’d like for your favorite family members because proceeds go directly to Globe Santa:
1) $5 for “Seriously? I’ve been cooking since 5am this morning.”
2) $10 for “But you’re so much better at doing the dishes than me!”
3) $15 for “I spent the entire day in the kitchen with your mother.”
4) $20 for “My fingers prune up too fast!”
5) $25 for “I can’t be at the sink because if I leave the couch, I’ll jinx the game.”