Truck Nutz and Newtonian Child Labor On the Florida Campaign Trail

Our libertarian-Bostonian correspondent is on the road in Florida, chasing the GOP clowns. Here is a video-photo dispatch from him!

JACKSONVILLE — We always feel bad for the poor interns/work-study kids who get stuck holding those goofy signs in spin rooms after debates. Don’t their arms get tired? We asked one of the poor bastards stuck with this post-debate task, “What’s it like?” Maybe it’s all part of Newt Gingrich’s plan to make poor kids clean the school toilets?

DON'T TREAD ON MY JEEP!

SAINT AUGUSTINE, FLA – But the highlight of our driving around Florida was this Jeep parked outside a polling place. Just needed some Truck Nutz … which were soon spotted on Interstate 10:

Truck Nutz

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